Sick of Social Media

I’m sick of social media

Should be my status update

When I’m up late cruising facebook

Between bouts of Wikipedia

I need ya

To like this status

Retweet it, gratis

That means free

The only type of publicity

I can afford

Till we go viral

Can’t you see

How awesome my improv musical porn show might be?

If you can’t come, at least R.S.V.P.

So it looks like there’s more people into us than me

Also, 7/8, don’t be late

That’s the date

For our crowdsourced

Performance art piece

A flash mob hand job

Jacking off my massive ego

We go to that and later

There’s a white trash hater party

I’ll spend the whole time not conversing

Just traversing the room taking pictures

Then I’ll go home alone and post them

Tag the shit out of you and

Chat online with all the people I could have talked to

In person an hour before

Never mind, it would be a bore

I'd have nothing to say

They wouldn’t have known

If they’d read my posts that day